The Federation of Turks and Armenians is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 323 million Turks and Armeniansians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Turks and Armeniansian economy, worth 14.3 trillion Turkoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,276 Turkoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turks and Armenians's national animal is the Golden Eagle , which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Turks and Armenians is ranked 105,764^th in the world and 1,810^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 11.04 kickbacks per hour.